12/8/09


63 comments:

Anonymous said...

Isn't that the same sketchy Santa from at the top?? Eww. Somebody send out an Amber Alert.

George said...

Is that Chris Farleys baby?

Anonymous said...

That old man is pure evil. I can see it in his eyes

Anonymous said...

It seems to me that in the majority of these posts the Santas aren't sketchy. This blog should be re-named "Some sketchy Santas, but Mostly Terrified Kids with Regular Santas."

kurt said...

yeah actually he looks really nice. fuck that kid.

Anonymous said...

i think that old man look like a very nice santa

bats :[ said...

I appreciate the Santas who have their own beards (and this fellow apparently has his own hair, too). He rocks! I'd have my picture taken with him!

Anonymous said...

This Santa looks totally real and sweet, I would sit on his lap :o) I think the kids are just scared. And it's not nice to make comments about kids. Some of the chubbiest kids grow up to be the hottest adults, remember that.

Markos said...

Duuuuudes, look at where his finger is touching!!

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Anonymous said...

That has to be the ugliest ass baby-thing i have ever seen i would take it back to the hospital and demand a trade in.

Anonymous said...

First of all, I think this Santa looks so adorable. But that comment about sending out an Amber Alert seriously made me laugh out loud! hahahah

Anonymous said...

That baby got some issues.
That santa looks really nice. And really real looking :) Not that santa isn't real. Santa is real. And that's him.

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Anonymous said...

If any of you that said "look where his finger is" knew your own anatomy you would know that "his finger" is touching her shoulder!!! Quit trying to make something out of nothing!!!

Liam said...

It's like he's trying to sell you the kid instead of just being in a picture with it.

Anonymous said...

It looks like the fingers on his left and right hand are of different lengths. Most likely the stubby sausage fingers on his right hand were with him from birth but the other, larger hand has to be one of those new transplant deals as seen on 20/20. Hope his body doesn't reject it... that sweet old man.

Anonymous said...

hey, be nice....that's probably a Down's Syndrome child.

Anonymous said...

I don't find him Sketchy he looks so real and nice

Anonymous said...

Is it sad that I know what city and mall this santa is in?

Anonymous said...

"I don't care what your parents told you, Santa brings presents to all the good girls and boys...even ugly little retards like you."

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Anonymous said...

Wow...I never knew there were so many people out there like the one's making fun of a child with disabilities in these comments. Way to have the Christmas spirit, guys!

Anonymous said...

The child in this photograph is obviously autistic. I really hope you all feel good about yourselves ridiculing the appearance of a helpless mentally handicapped child. However, if the child isn't actually autistic I guess that makes me an even bigger a-hole than you guys.

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Anonymous said...

No, I meant autistic. 542 toothpicks.

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Anonymous said...

This SCETCHY SANTA actually made a CABBAGE PATCH KID cry!!!

Anonymous said...

man, its a shame cuz this guy just seems to want to make a nice happy portrait. looking at all these screaming santas, the cycle ends with me.

~CRUNCHBERRYS MOM~ said...

is that a kid or a Troll doll?

Anonymous said...

It's okay, Pia Zadora doll, there'll be room for you at the Island of Misfit Toys.

Anonymous said...

HaHaHa, Pia Zadora doll...LMFAO. Excellent!

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna have nightmares tonight just knowing that this kid exists! Shouldn't Santa be the one crying?

Anonymous said...

rosie odonald and et must be breeding a new spiecies haha

Anonymous said...

OMG! That's the BEST Santa! Heck, I would jump in line to get a picture with him! This one is a keeper. He really looks like a good man. He's what every Santa should be. I wish he was my Granpa!

Josie

Anonymous said...

is that a child or a pig?

Anonymous said...

For those of you Die hard Santa fans, isn't that what this website is about? To get a bit of a giggle? I'm not saying we have to go into pervert mode and point out things that aren't really there, however, I do think that it's okay to giggle and lol at these kids! As long as no one's saying anything harsh about them, It's supposed to be all in good fun! Everyone needs to get their minds out of the gutter, or at least just keep it in your mind! =) Merry Christmas and Enjoy the giggles on this site!

Anonymous said...

that santas not creepy at all. well, maybe alittle bit, but really, what santa isnt? with the big beard and long hair, and "jollyness?" its just alittle bit creepy to me. but he looks like hes trying to honestly be a nice santa. and no his fingers arnt shorter, they are around the little girls arms, and seriously, y make fun of a little girl? she could grow up and one day read this and find everyone that said mean things and tourcher you till your heart gives out. is that what you want!? :D

Anonymous said...

I'd love to know where this Santa is from, because he looks like he's just terribly into a job that takes a lot of work to just keep smiling through. Good on him. Boo on parents who insist on the picture even if the kid's in tears. (My brother and I saw Santa at every mall in town, there's no photographic evidence.)

Anonymous said...

" My precious....."

Anonymous said...

okay... hmmm... well... uhh... okay seriously WHY IS HE STROKING HER NIPPLE?!?

Anonymous said...

This Santa really gets around, he is in a lot of these pictures.

Anonymous said...

To the people whom think this is a nice Santa look at the death hold grip he has on the kid in this picture and the one at the top right hamd corner of the page

Anonymous said...

I know this Santa - he's the one that my daughter had her first pic with - he was the nicest man! He's a the Mall at Millenia in Orlando -so not a sketchy guy - kids are often terrified of Santa!

Anonymous said...

The inspiration for the new website: "Sketchy Girls." >:-)

Anonymous said...

For those of you posting that he is "death gripping" this child and other things, do you have children?

My daughters love Santa, but are terrified up close, we've tried all sorts of methods, including having them sit in the chair and Santa walking up behind them to avoid a scared response, but some parents are so determined that they demand a picture be taken with the child, at the child and Santa's expense.

I agree, some of these Santas are sketchy, but those are pretty much only the ones that looked Doped out, this Santa is not one of them.

eXo said...

To the people who are defending this abomination of a child by stating she is autistic/diabetic/some-other-handicap:

Do you honestly think you are any better then the people who are calling her a pig faced creature from the depths of butter hell? After all, you have automatically assumed that she must be handicapped, retarded, or dying from something. Yea... sure, that is SO much more humane. Hypocrites.

To the person who thinks she will one day grow up and read this and have her feelings hurt:

Well holy crap, if reading this is her first reality check that she was one fug-tastic baby, then I'll be a pork-faced fetus's uncle!

Santa is the one who has the right to be screaming her.

Anonymous said...

[applause] for eXo. Well said.
These pictures are here for fun. What is funny to some isn't funny to all, that's a given, but for shit's sake, take it for what it is...an entertainment site! If it offends, get the hell out.

Anonymous said...

im not sure what's worse, a lifelike santa or a demon egg baby

KK said...

This Santa looks sweet. He's just a nice old guy trying to make ends meet before his social security check comes in.

Anonymous said...

I think he looks like a nice old man, all though he did look creepy in the first picture, lol. and to all of you who are making fun of the little girl....seriously? your saying these things about a little girl? what a bunch of sh*t heads.

Anonymous said...

It's the same Santa from the top!

ke said...

Hey, Harry, look at this. Someone dressed up a pot-bellied pig and set it on my lap. Haha. That's clever. Let's go ahead and pretend it's a child and take a picture. Hahaha. A pig in a dress! What a hoot! Hahaha.

Anonymous said...

What kind of child could provoke such a strong reac...OH, MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT? IS IT HUMAN? IS IT ON THE LOOSE? WHERE DID IT COME FROM? IS IT REALLY ALIVE? JESUS, JOSEPH, AND MARY!! HAVE THE AUTHORITIES BEEN ALERTED? WHERE WAS IT LAST SEEN? SOMETHING'S GOTTA BE DONE! NOW!! WHAT DOES IT FEED ON? DOES ANYONE KNOW? IS THAT SANTA ALL RIGHT? I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES! THE HORROR! ARE THERE MORE OF THEM? DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW IT CAME INTO BEING? AND WHEN? AND WHERE? WHAT DOES IT WANT WITH US? CAN IT COMMUNICATE?

Anonymous said...

what.s worst the lil.chick. or the retro santa?

Anonymous said...

Oh, my. Aren't there still institutions out there -- typically tucked away in small, remote towns -- that accommodate these types of...creatures?

Anonymous said...

Ewwwwwwww. That's just not right. It's one thing to spawn something like that, but it's quite another to put clothes and a wig on it and take it out in public. Don't they have facilities for these poor things?

Anonymous said...

Hahaha. Some of these posts are hilarious. This is obviously a doctored photo -- a very well done doctored photo.

Anonymous said...

Whoa. Something went terribly wrong during the baking process.

Anonymous said...

Poor thing. I wouldn't be surprised if he quit after being forced to pose with that 'child'.

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