"I wasn't french kissing Santa when you walked in!"
Oops! I swear that was gonna be a fart. That's what mom gets for feeding me chili for breakfast.
how can he see you when HE'S sleeping? let alone be a judge of 'good' or 'bad'
Mom, santa's pole is pointing North!
Dread lock santa Beard!!! No wait thats rob zombie as Santa!!!
Frodo n Gandalf christmas card
I've tried looking at this as innocent, but naw.
best one. L O L
"Hey kid, that's some real pretty hair you've got. Wanna touch my green moustache?""Uh, no thanks, Santa..."
Looks like Santa took one too many tokes before his shift...
"That's right, now, this time, just lean back a little harder and show me that pogo stick bounce a few more times . . .
... back up a little more, Johnny... yes. Now bend over and pick up Santa's contact lenses... just keep looking, ho-ho-ho
is santa sitting on the toilet?
Ooooh, nice. I see you're wearing the thong Santa gave you last year.
Ummm Santa? What is that?
in a little more "there we go warlm and soft''
D.Brown said...WTF is that poking me in the back? And why does Santa look like Hulk Hogan?
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"I wasn't french kissing Santa when you walked in!"
Oops! I swear that was gonna be a fart. That's what mom gets for feeding me chili for breakfast.
how can he see you when HE'S sleeping? let alone be a judge of 'good' or 'bad'
Mom, santa's pole is pointing North!
Dread lock santa Beard!!! No wait thats rob zombie as Santa!!!
Frodo n Gandalf christmas card
I've tried looking at this as innocent, but naw.
best one. L O L
"Hey kid, that's some real pretty hair you've got. Wanna touch my green moustache?"
"Uh, no thanks, Santa..."
Looks like Santa took one too many tokes before his shift...
"That's right, now, this time, just lean back a little harder and show me that pogo stick bounce a few more times . . .
... back up a little more, Johnny... yes. Now bend over and pick up Santa's contact lenses... just keep looking, ho-ho-ho
is santa sitting on the toilet?
Ooooh, nice. I see you're wearing the thong Santa gave you last year.
Ummm Santa? What is that?
in a little more "there we go warlm and soft''
D.Brown said...
WTF is that poking me in the back? And why does Santa look like Hulk Hogan?
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