"Okay, Penelope, let's review the plan one more time: Tonight, you sneak down to the municipal water plant and release the poison, which will spread death throughout the city faster than you can say 'Happy Hannukah.' You and I, of course, will be immune from the poison's effects because of the innoculations I gave us a fortnight ago. Any questions?" "Yes. Can I stay up past my bedtime tonight to watch all the people die?"
I have a bomb, and I`m not afraid to use it. The Claus dies, unless I recieve one MILLION dollars and hairless cat delivered here within the hour. And an Easy Bake Oven wouldn`t hurt.
Of course when I looked at the application and saw the name Hannibal Lecter, I just had to offer him the job. Kris Kringle, Hannibal Lecter they both seem to have that Holiday sounding spirit in their names, but what do I know about Christmas, I am only store HR manager!!! And of course I did so well last year when I hired Kris Kringle!
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"Okay, Penelope, let's review the plan one more time: Tonight, you sneak down to the municipal water plant and release the poison, which will spread death throughout the city faster than you can say 'Happy Hannukah.' You and I, of course, will be immune from the poison's effects because of the innoculations I gave us a fortnight ago. Any questions?"
"Yes. Can I stay up past my bedtime tonight to watch all the people die?"
Fellow Conspirators...
Santa: What would you like for Christmas little girl?
Little Suzy : I don't know Santa I'm affraid I may have been extra naughty this year.
Ivan the Terrible, reincarnated as a mall Santa. how fitting.
is the the winter warlock from "santa claus is coming to town"?
I have a bomb, and I`m not afraid to use it. The Claus dies, unless I recieve one MILLION dollars and hairless cat delivered here within the hour. And an Easy Bake Oven wouldn`t hurt.
I'm pretty sure that in this one the CHILD is freakier than the santa. It's like pinky and the brain gone horribly wrong.
I just peed myself at the pinky and the brain comment.
OMG.....it IS the winter warlock!!
OMG I think that is my uncle!
Egon Spengler as Santa?
Of course when I looked at the application and saw the name Hannibal Lecter, I just had to offer him the job. Kris Kringle, Hannibal Lecter they both seem to have that Holiday sounding spirit in their names, but what do I know about Christmas, I am only store HR manager!!! And of course I did so well last year when I hired Kris Kringle!
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