It seems like the formula for a sketchy santa is equal parts lack of emotional involvment on the part of the santa and sheer unbridled terror on the part of the tot.
Seems like some of these are less "Sketchy Santas" and more "Annoying Kids". I mean, it's got to be at least partly the kid's fault if the photo looks like this, right?
Besides sneaking into people's houses while they're asleep and taking all their yummy cookies, I thought I'd do something in return during this time of recession by giving your child a complementary nutcracker.
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Is that really the miles to the North Pole or his prison number?
It seems like the formula for a sketchy santa is equal parts lack of emotional involvment on the part of the santa and sheer unbridled terror on the part of the tot.
Seems like some of these are less "Sketchy Santas" and more "Annoying Kids". I mean, it's got to be at least partly the kid's fault if the photo looks like this, right?
Here, take this fucking kid before I make a make another candy cane disapear
OMG Santa scared her legs straight!
Santa put her down a little too hard on his knee...
Please, I beg of you--send me back to Gitmo! Waterboard me! Anything but this!
"AHHHHH! Santa broke my hymen!"
Kurono Kei said...
"AHHHHH! Santa broke my hymen!"
12/15/09 3:50 AM
*rolls about laughing my ass off*
Yep, just put this little star angel on top of the tree over there..... Geeze, I dunno, pick a hole.
eyeliner santa has no patience for children.
Besides sneaking into people's houses while they're asleep and taking all their yummy cookies, I thought I'd do something in return during this time of recession by giving your child a complementary nutcracker.
"I'm gonna strap a bomb to this little infidel and send her into Toys 'R' Us and for future generations..."
Is that Christopher Lee as Santa?
she can sit on my north pole :D
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