I think that this Hobo is taking the kids hostage and is asking for a ransom ! He really doesn't want to let go that's for sure ! Merry Xmas everyone !
The discarded wrapping paper under the chair tells the whole story. Why do people keep giving despicable old pedophiles little babies for christmas? Its cool to see children beam with exuberance when they open their gifts and find exactly what they had hoped for, but this just pisses me off. I'm all about easter now.
The government's in my head. They put a microphone in the walls to listen to us. Mormons run the country. They'll take away our refrigerators and make us buy food from the Eye-talians. Aah,Aah. The pope is telling me to eat this baby...somebody stop me.HELP!!!
Holy crap, it's HOBO CLAUS! I got five bucks says he's not wearing socks or underwear, and that he slept in those pants for several nights before the picture. I wonder what gives his cheeks that nice red glow. Rosacea maybe?
I see this picture a little different from the rest of you, you just have to read between the lines. Johnny was tired of being harassed by his mother daily if he had taken her grandkids to see Santa and "was the picture in the mail yet". So he decided to create the most uncomfortable pic he could to get mom off his back. It worked. Think this is bad, give him crap at Easter about pics. This Santas creepy, but a crusty old man in a rabbit suit, laying eggs....bad news.
"Hee-hee! I forgot how I love little children. Don't worry, I can stop his crying. Here's a hold I used to use to quiet them down by the river bank. Always worked for me."
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i know when i think of child safety, i think shifty hobo dressed as santa.
I heard about your site from Debbie Does Drivel and wanted to check it out.
Wow, some of these Santas are truly disturbing. LOL.
But this is a great site!
wow! that santa is having way too much fun
I think that this Hobo is taking the kids hostage and is asking for a ransom ! He really doesn't want to let go that's for sure !
Merry Xmas everyone !
MERRY CHRISTMAS!! SANTA GOT YOUR KID!! HO HO!!!
"Over the years, the family just learned to humor Uncle Lonnie. Nobody had the heart to tell him it was March."
Ok, who gave the hobo a baby?
Crackhead for hire! Santa position filled.
"We both want teeth for Christmas... and a bath."
@ Hines LMFAO thats hilarious
He's got that kid held TIGHT!
("it's my baby!")
LOL. Looks like a hobo.
Why does it look like this picture was taken in front of a bathtub?
Rent a Bum Santa from the soup kitchen!
Let me see if I got this right. Meth mouth--funky real beard--happy homeless person--infant child. Got it
Jesus Christ! Who Let this Santa loose? Truly disturbing. LOL
Santa would like a tin of Top and a 40 oz of Mickey's malt liquor in his stocking, please.
Charlie Manson as Santa Clause.
the urine smell is NOT from the kid
I GOTS ME A BABY..... QUICK GET THE SLEIGH READY!
Post Detox Santa
I think I gave this guy a quarter last time I was walking through downtown San Francisco.
Santa's hair is stained with coffee and gravy.
The discarded wrapping paper under the chair tells the whole story. Why do people keep giving despicable old pedophiles little babies for christmas? Its cool to see children beam with exuberance when they open their gifts and find exactly what they had hoped for, but this just pisses me off. I'm all about easter now.
I guess little guy's first new year won't be so happy after all. FTW.
looks like charles manson in a costume
The government's in my head. They put a microphone in the walls to listen to us. Mormons run the country. They'll take away our refrigerators and make us buy food from the Eye-talians. Aah,Aah. The pope is telling me to eat this baby...somebody stop me.HELP!!!
You, too, would be crying if a drunk hobo just unwrapped you.
Gabby Hayes' evil twin...
Holy crap, it's HOBO CLAUS! I got five bucks says he's not wearing socks or underwear, and that he slept in those pants for several nights before the picture. I wonder what gives his cheeks that nice red glow. Rosacea maybe?
Santa feeds on your toddlers tears.
Its Rufus The Stunt Bum Santa!
He was smiling because he just got his royalty check from bumfights.com
Look kids, there's no waiting to see Special Santa. Quick, before the short yellow bus leaves!
"HA HA! I GOT ONE!"
it looks like they paid a homeless man in hard liquor to be santa that year. looks like he already got his first advance too lol.
WELCOME TO UNCLE SHIFTY'S HILLBILLY CHRISTMAS! LEAVE YA YOUNGUNS WITH US, THEY'LL BE JUST FINE !!!
I CAN HAZ CHILDBURGER?
Aqua Lung has a new gig!
Yay! I love it when they cry!
Hobo Santa ain't givin it back!
I see this picture a little different from the rest of you, you just have to read between the lines.
Johnny was tired of being harassed by his mother daily if he had taken her grandkids to see Santa and "was the picture in the mail yet". So he decided to create the most uncomfortable pic he could to get mom off his back. It worked.
Think this is bad, give him crap at Easter about pics.
This Santas creepy, but a crusty old man in a rabbit suit, laying eggs....bad news.
"These taste GREAT with apricot sauce!"
"I FOUND A BABY! how much money are one of these worth?"
"Hee-hee! I forgot how I love little children. Don't worry, I can stop his crying. Here's a hold I used to use to quiet them down by the river bank. Always worked for me."
"Heeehhh heeeahh haacckk (cough).... Hee hee hee. I should name this baby Jack. Yeah.. Jack Daniels!"
All I have to say is... Holy Mary, that dude is scary!
The one who actually flew over Cuckoo's Nest....
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