when he's not wearing red, his other suit is overalls without a shirt, only one side strapped and he plays a jug harp...his grandson plays a banjo on the porch
Prostrate yourself at the feet of Santa for I am your GOD! (He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake... if that isn't omnipresence I don't know what is?)
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Just take the fucking picture, I've had enough of this shit.
Listen jerk, that wasn't my best day, I admit. My third wife had just left me and I was in no mood. No mood at all. Usually I'm a very sweet Santa.
*SoftWhisperFromApocalypseNow*
....the horror.......the horror....
"Sorry 'bout the gas Junior. I had chili and a beer during my break."
That's the icy glare of a molester in his element
"Kneel before Zod!"
Go ahead, try to take your kid back. I fucking dare you!
Have you seen Reino?
THE LORD OF DARKNESS ON HIS SKULLS THRONE
You'd BETTER watch out!
he's wearing the rapist glasses
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcyNANK5cY
hahaha
I will crush this kids head like melon if you get any closer. Smeegle likes little hobitses baby. Smeegle friend ,...only want to eat baby.
when he's not wearing red, his other suit is overalls without a shirt, only one side strapped and he plays a jug harp...his grandson plays a banjo on the porch
Dick Cheney's brother?
Did Santa just poop a child?
Lap?....crotch?... What's the dif? Sue me!
Equalizer Santa
after years of humiliation, Santa finally gets his revenge and pisses on little Timmy's back
Hey little boy, while you're down there, would you mind, uh, um, how do I put this...
Saruman!
Did Santa just give birth?
"WHY YOUR DOWN THERE LOVE. . . ."
I was wondering what Dick Cheney was doing these days.
Prostrate yourself at the feet of Santa for I am your GOD! (He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake... if that isn't omnipresence I don't know what is?)
who would take this picture? lol..
"oh well i guess that'll have to do"
where and when was this taken i belive i might no him
instead of a sleigh this santa drives a "seriel killer van"
He kinda looks like Weird Al... but angry Weird Al.
Senator Larry Craig Santa, now with extra wide stance...
(I'm gonna miss this site after today, I vowed not to look at it again until next December)
It's brutal.
In Russia, Santa sits on YOU!
All I did was seperate my knees...how was I supposed to know he would fall off my lap.
santa says fuck you!
Gandalf the Red...and retired.
HO HO HO Motherfucker!
Ex VP struggles to adjust to life outside the DC... "Where's my plane!"
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